Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Holy Chocolate Batman!!

Today was pretty stressful. And after spending eight hours with a bunch of bitchy women I knew there was only one way to end the day.  I had to end it with chocolate.  I feel the need to add a disclaimer here though.  Tonight I made some seriously rich, seriously chocolately chocolate cookies only to realize that I was out of milk.  I do not recommend this people.  Please, make sure you have plenty of milk before you attempt this recipe.  Otherwise really bad things could happen.  You might suffer the same fate that I had to endure tonight.  Eating a warm, gooey cookie with........water.  Oh the horror!  I'm sorry, I just can't think about it anymore.  Moving on.

I have been making a lot of chocolate chip cookies lately because well, there my favorite.  But I sort of felt like mixing things up a bit.  So I did what I normally do and fished through my Pins on Pinterest until I found a recipe that I happened to have all the ingredients for. And there is was, "The Giant Double Chocolate Cookie".  All those words together are just......terrible.  Giant. Double. Chocolate. Cookie.  After wiping the tears from my eyes I hoisted the KitchenAid up on the counter and got to mixin.


For some reason, every time my kids see the big, red mixer on the counter they come running.  Now don't get me wrong, I love baking with my children and I love that they want to help.  But it was 8:30 pm, almost bed time, and I just wanted to hurry it up.  After some whining they were happy to dump some flour in the batch and let me finish up the rest.  The recipe said the batch makes one dozen large cookies.  Ha, well, what's a "large cookie"?  I may have gone a little extreme.
Its hard to tell from this picture but imagine you are making a big juicy burger to put on the grill.  This is about the size it would be.  And I still ended up with 13 cookies.  I don't know how in the heck they only got a dozen out of this batch.  One thing I did learn, they don't spread very much.  So don't worry about making them too big, they never touched each other.  I think next time I will try a little harder to make them pretty.  I am used to drop cookies that spread out nice and smooth while baking.  These didn't move much so what they look like when you put them in is pretty much what you get.  Now I have never met a cookie that wasn't beautiful, but if you were giving these as gifts or taking them to party you might want to take a little extra time in the cosmetic department.
After some very sticky fingers, about four "Mommy are the cookies ready yet?" and 20 minutes in a 350 degree oven they are complete.  The kids and I couldn't wait to dig in.
I got a nice tall glass of cold water  :o(  and bam!! Total chocolate explosion.  I imagine The Incredible Hulk, only brown instead of green, punching me across the room and I wake up in a cloud of cocoa powder.  Yikes!  This is a very good cookie but after about two bites I was completely satisfied.  Which I guess is a good thing.  Because when I make chocolate chip cookies I usually eat three before they ever reach the cooling rack.  This recipe wasn't a bust but I would most definitely make sure you have MILK (gosh, I still can't believe this) and maybe consider making them a little smaller.  I may be done with chocolate for a while now!!!  Or at least until tomorrow.

Oh, in case you wanted to try a batch yourself.  Giant Double Chocolate Cookies  Just watch out for the big brown Hulk!!

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